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[politerudeness]

[ This is forward-dated to the 15th! For the past few days Japan would have been in stages 2, 3, and eventually getting to stage 4, today. Which is why he goes straight to the phones without even thinking. ]

...Everyone. This is Japan. I... have a few things I must say.... perhaps this is a bit late, but I did not feel compelled until now... [

Comments

[iheartcabbage]

...Yeah, thanks for those creepy fetishes. Pretty sure it's why I still haven't gotten laid.

[wait. fffffffuck.]

[politerudeness]

Do not worry about it. If someone like me managed to "get laid" eventually, then so will- ah... forgive me, I cannot seem to recall your name...

[iheartcabbage]

...Well, er... I guess so.

And it's Adachi.

[Level 3~] 1/2

[doudemoe]

...Tentacle porn?

Can't say I'm any better though. Part of me secretly enjoyed seeing Yukari and Mitsuru in High-cut Armo--

[doudemoe]

[FFFFFF WHA--SLAMMING THE PHONE DOWN TOO!]

[politerudeness]

M- Minato-kun-?!

...

...

...Ah, did he hang up...?

[counterstrikes]

W-wait, what? You're like...saying you're actually the entire country? Is that it?

[politerudeness]

The entire country, yes.

Including the perverts in it.

[is_an_island]

I... I don't mind that you invented tentacle porn.

In fact, I think I rather like that about you.

1/2

[politerudeness]

Really?

[politerudeness]

...England-san... I knew it all this time...! That we are exactly the same in that regard, and I won't be specific this once for the sake of comedy...!

[is_an_island]

Though, to be clear, I've never fornicated with a squid.

Or a tree.

Not while I was sober.

[appleknighted]

...

.......?

.............??!?

[SORA IS TWELVE AND WHAT IS THIS.]

...does... that have something to do with squid?

[politerudeness]

Yes, it does. Ah, but I cannot bring myself to be specific.

[appleknighted]

O-oh, okay. If you say so.

[why is her nation being weird, should she be worried?]