【 十六 】ｔｈａｔ ｗｅ ｃｏｕｌｄ ｌｅａｖｅ ｂｅｈｉｎｄ

[politerudeness]

[ This is forward-dated to the 15th! For the past few days Japan would have been in stages 2, 3, and eventually getting to stage 4, today. Which is why he goes straight to the phones without even thinking. ]

...Everyone. This is Japan. I... have a few things I must say.... perhaps this is a bit late, but I did not feel compelled until now... [

Comments

[1800deadpoo]

Nothing wrong with tentacles! You invented them? Good job, my man! You can wake up with the warm satisfaction that millions of horny teenagers are also wakin' up with uh...warm satisfaction, all 'cause of you!

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[politerudeness]

To be exact, I invented the very explicit comics involving tentacles doing-

[politerudeness]

No! I will not say it! I cannot say it! ...But it's true that I have brought "warm satisfaction" upon a large amount of young teenagers... even though today's young do not appreciate this invention like they used to and tend to only use it humorously or for parody...aaah, how unfortunate.

[1800deadpoo]

Kids these days, huh? No appreciation of the decent porn! Frankly, I blame the failin' education system. And the Internet. In my day, we actually had to look for our porn and smuggle it around!

[grand_theft_moe]

[One of your cute little imoutos just watched you do all that. She stands in the doorway, giggling.]

Those are your secrets?

[politerudeness]

Chizuko-san heard all that?! [ N-NO CHIZUKO... NOT YOU...

he is sitting there curled up in a blanket and the moment he looks up at and sees you he looks hideously embarrassed and turns red at the realization and then ducks his head back inside ]

T-that's only the beginning! I have a lot more secrets than that, but if you stay here any longer I will be compelled to spill them out again! Vietnam-san was telling the truth by the way! I really am a pervert! But not the sort who will actually do anything inappropriate! However, there are often a lot of filthy thoughts in my mind and- uwah, no, do not, you stupid...! [ trying to slap some sense into himself ahahaha ]

[grand_theft_moe]

[She is pulling as hard as she can on your hand now, full of concern.] Please stop hurting yourself! That kind of thing is natural for adults, right?

[politerudeness]

[ he can't even look her in the eye, he's too embarrassed- but he lets his hand be pulled because it's Chizuko ] Even if it is, I truly take it too far- ah, and with that out of the way, Chizuko-san, I care for you quite a bit, and that is only a secret because I am far too embarrassed to admit to having these sort of feelings for another person... Chizuko-san is both a little sister and a bit of a daughter to me, though I know she does not see me that way, and I think I really have been in this town for too long because of how well I have adapted to the role it has given me... and I am admitting to more secrets so I think it's better that I be left alone, but on the other hand I do like your company... ah, this is confusing and embarrassing..

Phone

[hontobakabaka]

"Pornography aside, didn't you also refine a lot of technology and do several other good things? While everyone is being compelled to tell the truth, I think too many people are reflecting on the bad things and ignoring the positives."

[politerudeness]

...Yes, but... I do not have a lot of positive secrets... not at all, actually...

[hontobakabaka]

"Nobody does. That's why they're kept secret. Would hearing someone else's help you? I'd imagine to be a nation, you have to go with a great deal many things that your people need but you don't want and surviving for as long as you have is nothing to be ashamed of."

[politerudeness]

...I do not want for someone to have to spill out their own secrets for my sake. And this sort of thing... is something I can bear with alone. I won't get anyone else involved.

...But you're right. There really are... a lot of things like that.

[emptyshrine]

... I knew you were weird, but this is beyond weird. Not to mention disgusting.

[politerudeness]

I am not- I know that last part is true, perhaps, but that is still rude and insulting! I am actually slightly offended! ...Slightly.

[emptyshrine]

Were you really expecting anything else?

[politerudeness]

Yes! ...Ah, that was a lie. Not really.

phone;

[partytoastess]

Wow. Hong Kong was right. You are really perverted.

[politerudeness]

Indeed, I am. Ah, we have that in common, Hong Kong-kun and myself.

[partytoastess]

Hey! At least Hong Kong is monogamous and he doesn't like tentacles!!

Do you draw?! Have you ever drawn any tentacle art of any of us?!