Sitting Bull loved to chill out. His nickname, Hunkesi, literally means "slow." Though he loved to take it easy, he always managed to kick some cracker ass when he needed to. During one early battle, he walked into enemy fire, sat down, and casually smoked a phatty. He walked away unharmed. He was one deck wally.

- Hipster Handbook.

wtf...............?

Crazy4Deer: Hey

AiLLatInEg: hey... who is this?

Crazy4Deer: you know how deer are crazy?

AiLLatInEg: um... sure!?

Crazy4Deer: well, its kind of like how i'm crazy for you

AiLLatInEg: i hate deer

Crazy4Deer: i am a deer

at this point i stopped talking to him... then he sent me this link

so in response, i sent this

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Reasons why i love my dad: (on Mother's Day ( Read more... )

if this doesnt' make you happy, i don't know what will...

Nouma... 

Do you want rice with that?

So Sweet, So Beauuuutiful

Kuala Lumpar

and... i often wish My Nipples were able to do this.

In the words of Maximus Decimus Meridias:

"ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?"

First off, Sir Banshee (see previous post) is now officially my icon. I know, brilliant.

Secondly, i feel the need to mock the rest of the LJ community by posting this: If you read this, even if I don't speak to you often, you must comment with a memory of me. It can be anything you want, it can be good or bad, just so long as it happened. Then ( Read more... )

Definition of Banshee: (noun) ban- shE, Irish bean sídhe & Scottish Gaelic bean sìth, literally, woman of fairyland

So, Colleen has a fantasy literature project on Banshees. As she was looking for a picture of one, she Googled "Banshee" and on the 20th page of results, she found this man. We thought to ourselves:

• Why does this man qualify as a ( Read more... )

Your Penis Name is: 100% All-beef Thermometer

Get your own Penis Name

...kinda makes you wonder. damn straight.

*while reading this entry, please keep in mind that i am in the guest room on the computer, right next to the bathroom, and Colleen doesn't hear well ( Read more... )

alright, so i am determined to write a broadway musical called "The Other Cheek." isn't that a great name for a musical? here's a little somethin' somethin' to give you an idea ( Read more... )