STOP TALKING ABOUT COLLEGE ( Read more... )

jesus christ!

i was WAAAYYY funnier two years ago.

Thanks for telling me, livejournal. more like wake-up-calljournal!

These are pretty damn sweet.

Wearing glasses when you don't need them? Lame or not? Cause they are soooo good lookin'.
I'm gonna do it anyway...especially looking forward to looking like an old school nerd in these when I have dollars.

Hey I'm getting netflix next month. Tell me a MILLION movies I should see.

 It's odd to try to drain yourself back into your old friendship pool...to find everyone as "busy" and disinterested as when you looked for people with more time and interest to fucking start with ( Read more... )

48 hours now. This shit sucks.

I just tried to write for the first time since starting this. It was fine for two seconds, but then I actually tried to think and the craving became so intense I HAD to stop. The first time I sincerely thought about getting a cigarette. I'm still in the beginning stages of withdrawl and everything, but if that doesn't ( Read more... )

Monogamy is for people to believe their lives will eventually be less complicated ( Read more... )

My dog's stomach noises sound like a kitty meowing in 'er belly. Like in a cartoooon.

I need sleep.

I'm not generally a big Channel101 fan, but if you have an extra 20 minutes to see something amazing, check out Twigger's Holday.

All episodes are necessary

My first time doing stand-up (finally):

Based on the content and obviously not performance, a friend offered me a spot in his sketch group. Pretty exciting as how I've never performed material that I'm proud of. I really respect the guy putting it together, a sort of borderline insane borderline genius. The greatest thing is being able to write ( Read more... )

Best shirt ever