Other day I woke up completely hungover and deciding drinking for the whole day was a good idea. In some respects it was, when I'm drunk in public I am kind, considerate and bizarre ( Read more... )

I haven't done an internet survey in waaaaay long. Like, years. But this one sounded fun.

( here it is! )

Today I referenced Rocky & Bullwinkle but I SWEAR it was on accident, I said "Simon & Bullwinkle". My subconcious is funnier than me.

I think I accidently put a $10 in a tip jar tonight ( Read more... )

whoa I wanna go.

why's everything in the world that's good gotta cost so much money?

this writer's guild strike troubles me for so many reasons ( Read more... )

i think that's the worst time to have a public journal.

Who's normal?

I WANT A NAME.



do you HAVE to call the suicide hotline JUST if you're gonna kill yourself? can't i just be really sad and talk about how my fish sticks smell like pancakes?

TJ moved back to Pittsburgh three days ago ( Read more... )

Wow. Maxim has an "Unsexiest Women" list. That's the most misogynistic thing I've heard all week! It includes people like Madonna and Sandra Oh? That's the most unnecessarily mean thing I've heard just now. Admittedly haven't read the "article" at all but what could they possibly say that isn't ramblings of a completely gay dude waxing about how ( Read more... )