The Piano Explodes At The End

[pollytrance]

I shouldn't drive when I am excited, because I'm going to get pulled over for it. I drive like I am wasted out of my mind when I am excited. Sometimes, even when I am not excited, I forget what side of the street to drive on. True story. I also sometimes forget which is the throttle and which is the brake, if you know what I mean

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[hellhole]

:[ My hair is the same color. It was pink and then I had to dye it for work and my choices (that would actually cover it) were brown and black and I know better than to go to black if I only want it temporarily.

[pollytrance]

Mine was neon red and black. I too had to change it for work. Let's weep together and drink cocktails!

[hellhole]

I have to work super early. Damn the man!

[pollytrance]

I shall keep the weeping and cocktails for another time!

[heliumgirl]

i just stole this post because it's better than the one i had.

[pollytrance]

that RULES and I love you for it.

[revglenn]

seriously katie... we should be HANGING OUT DAMNIT!

[pollytrance]

Did you get my message about how I honked at you like you were a prostitute? Walking to Raley's? SERIOUSLY.

[revglenn]

ah yes i did. and my response is that you should have pulled a U-turn and come to hang out with me while i was shopping! we could have had SO MUCH FUN.

also, you should meet my new puppy.

[my_world]

LOL, very interesting post, insightful, inventive and original. Me likes it! Reminiscing about past adventures... ooh the fun! I enjoyed talking with you the other morn, Katie... Cheers!

[pollytrance]

I enjoyed it also, and thanks!

I reminisce often because my life now is fairly boring and void of crazy stepmothers.