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I irritates me that when I leave my room to turn on the heater, right as I'm about to do it, someone ALWAYS has to yell, "Warm it up, Kris!!"

I'm ABOUT TO.

That's what I was BORN to do!!!

It makes me so sad that only one of them was good-looking.

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I will kill things.

This makes me angry.

I saw her out though and she looked like Tori Spelling, and she had been crying.

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What is "kapibara"? I probably mangled that spelling into oblivion because that just looks wrong to me, and the word itself sounds foreign and I keep hearing it ( Read more... )

My hair is the colour of human excrement ( Read more... )

Is anyone free tonight to do me a huge favour? It's called please come out with me. Yesterday was my brohan's 21st birthday and so tonight there is going to be a stupid bar crawl and I have to go under pain of death ( Read more... )

Something occurred between Missy and the washing machine.

( the postman with the moustache who i was in love with )

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OH, SON OF A BITCH.

The Rocky marathon is New Years DAY, not tonight.

Now I'm extra pissed off that I turned down two invites out and have thus royally screwed myself out of a fun evening.

For clarity: I did not turn them down just to watch Rocky. I am not that big of a freak. Yet.

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