Dear Mr. Toilet,
I'm the shit.
Got these other haters pissed cause my toilet paper thick
I know but trip and that forty make a chip
Out a potato head wimp and like ranch I dip.

-Lil'Wayne.

thanks Moma Wayne.

I have to say, the last twenty four hours have been really good...worth living... over again. got all my homework done, got drunk, got high, got to physics lab ontime. saw old faces, met new ones. SHITYEAH ITS COOL!

I don't post in here enough, its fun to see what you did and/or felt this day a year ago. but i can't do that because I never write in here. so today i went to my physics class where i didn't learn anything and couldn't see anything cause my professor is from Spain and is still learning english, and my class is in a movie theater so i was like 100 ( Read more... )

Joseph's Death Forecast:

It is estimated that you will die at the age of 73 Years Old.

thats 8 years of social security, if the qualification age doesn't change. I should never have done this. I really wish the age was younger, so i had less time to do all the things i want to do. I'm gonna just procastinate my death...later or not anytime soon.

so today my assist manager filled a small produce bag with helium and tied it to a string and skipped around the store like a little school girl(it looked really sillyfunny.) so me wanting to "one-up" his ass filled a garbage bag with helium tied to a string and skipped around a bit. then he warned me about the helium shortage! What the fuck! i ( Read more... )

why do old wives tell so many tales?! those lying cunts.

this fucking sucks ( Read more... )

so i was looking for this stupid death cab song for someone and had it playing on my itunes then it was playing in someone's profile and then the same song started palying on another webpage. and it sounded so much better if you play it overlapped like5 to 10 seconds apart. i guess it only works with death cab since they have shitty one chord ( Read more... )

oh and by the way YOU ME AND DUPREE is not the prequel or sequel to ME YOU AND EVERYONE ELSE. they are just similiar. maybe it is...?
I'M FUCKING PISSED AT BOTH THOSE MOVIES.

according to publix produce retail(my  job) bananas are the most sold fruit. this is my top evidence for evolution.
"I didn't come from no damn monkey!" haha

i'm currently living my afterlife.