I'm sick. It's graduation and I am sick! of course this is how I pictured today? I wake up sweating, snot filled nose, fever...I mean I wake aspirating, secretion filled sinuses, and pyrexia; sometimes I feel my education has only allowed me say the same thing using different words, for me "medical terminology". Morganne my girlfriend of few weeks ( Read more... )

1. scratch-n-sniff porn.

heybrowngirl

haha

hey when i give birth will you throw me a party

and call it

the after birth after party

poppin babies poppin bottles

Joseph Kuziomko

haha

gotta pregame pregnancy

heybrowngirl

postpartum postparty

Joseph Kuziomko

pregame for plancenta party

heybrowngirl

haha!

Joseph Kuziomko

word

haha its gonna be out of this womb

heybrowngirl

hahaha

holyshit

are you ( Read more... )

I called my Uncle in Albany, NY today. I’m pretty sure he was drunk, he thought I was calling from delta airlines? He gave me a lot of advice that I think we can all benefit from. I writing them here mostly so I can always remember them, but you are lucky enough to be reading this. I think he knows a lot about how not to fuck up your life because ( Read more... )

This is some Bruce Banner shit! I was at Big C buying some Sam Adams Imperial Pilsner “An Intense Hop Experience”. So much hops it's intense! I always wanted an intense beer, like my moneys worth like a six-pack squeezed into one bottle, like 2 in one. Its not impossible, shampoo and conditioner has been doing the impossible for years. The beer is ( Read more... )

I thought that was a good title... but it's not. none of this is good. only if you feel it. can you feel it? Ohh I feel it ( Read more... )

I had to do some Life replanning (is word?), Plan A isn’t working, the thing is I never had a plan B. Plan B is a great name for a “morning after pill” its right there over the counter when the condom breaks you just pop a pill. These should come with condoms! Anyways I thought I was on the break of insanity the other night, I don’t know if it the ( Read more... )

I pretty much bombed my test today. But I feel as if I had legit excuse. I had a doctor's appointment last Tuesday after class just because my parents have been total "bug-a-boo” about getting a local doctor here. So when I found one they asked if I wanted to make an appointment, sure? I thought I’d get checked out anyways since I've had a ( Read more... )

I’ve been talking about this to people online, and everyone agrees there needs to be some kind of sarcasm key or font color or something to notify you that it’s a sarcastic remark. Its really hard to get sarcasm across with “jk” following the remark. The damage has already has been done and the seed has been planted. “JK” (is my initials?) anyways ( Read more... )

Doing nothing stresses me out. And I choose to do nothing! I'm not depressed I’m not even confused about this. I have it all fucking figured out. Just don't know when and where to start ( Read more... )