Challenge!

[polycronics]

A rap challenge to David Dycus- Beat me in rap on an inside joke.

There ain't nothin' worse than sleepin' with a real baby-
Unless you eat it! (whispered: like Chris White, maybe?)
So don't bed the baby- just don't try it.
And Chris, get off that Ghengis Khan Diet!

Comments

Well...

[polycronics]

I'm tired of what your tryin' to pull.
(but touched in a way that's uncomfortable!)
And Ice Climbers lame? Man, they'z the best.
At least they got more moves than just "rest!"
Face it man, your character's gay
I bet her marshmallow butt and shout "hoorayborday!"
When it comes to Smash, your just a tike,
I beat you like when that Nigga done Stole My Bike.
No, beatin' you just ain't that tough,
You ain't nothin' but stuff and fluff.
I'd say we're done, and I've beat you fair and square-
But just like with that cat, man- why stop there?!

[incel]

Well skin my yeti, you just don't quit.
And what if Samus IS gay, chicken-shit?
Seem to like referencing YTMND,
So tell me now, Eli, what's the next gonna be?
Maybe a little, a little Conan, some Dumbledore killing Snape?
Not even as good as my rhyme about taint.
Yeah, you're faster than me, as we both can see,
but at least I don't like...weird looking trees.
I think we're both running low on rhymes,
So give up, give up, just go and give up!

[incel]

Man, wait wait wait, don't read what you see!
For that crap up there, I say "It wasn't me!"
Well, maybe it was. But I still got rhymes.
You just gotta watch what I say sometimes.
We just got too many inside jokes!
Makes it hard for me to deal with normal folks.
You look like you're tryin' just oh-so-hard,
Best save your energy for Fat Baby Ska (...r'd.)
You written more fool rhymes? Best leave 'em on the shelf.
'Cause mine are like the the Cleaver, they created themself!

Well....

[polycronics]

I ain't closed to finished, no how, no where
So lemme just ask- What'd you call me, bear?
And lemme tell you something you won't think's nice
I'll make more clear than Iron chef: Battle Ice
It's in regards to yo' rap about taint-
It's only funny, cuz it really ain't!
So now you know- it's half the battle, they say
So clean up your rhymes, and you'll be okay
I'm such a better rapper, of the two of us
Kids hear my rhymes and shout, "sweet Jimbus!"
Yes sir, I declare, I'm doin' fine
Cuz it's for my ass that the people pine.
And sure, I may have wrought a lot, that I might regret,
but when it comes to rhymes, you ain't seen nothin yet.
So bring it on down and make your little fuss
We'll see whose reviews read....
"Simulous!"

[incel]

I think it is YOU who should start kneeling and beg;
I've seen more fight in guys with no arms or legs.
Dirty D stabbin' you with the verbal knife,
Man, I've been waiting for this my whole life!
You think that it's over, all my lyrics been spat?
Well feigler, you're wrong. It's the OPPOSITE of that.
You used up all yo' shit, you can't fight back!
My stuff go over head, like Springheeled Jack.
Sorry, Phil, you're just out of luck.

And I'd like to reaffirm that Ghostbusters still sucks.

[jbockalot]

at this point, i am hoping to hear "another challenger has entered. you must crush them" and see some other join in the battle.

[incel]

LOL. We'd discussed real-life situations where we'd like to hear that, and I don't think it could top this.

Well...

[polycronics]

When I saw you'd posted, I was actually hoping......