To long we've waited, shuffled feet and tarried ( Read more... )

A rap battle!

Redirected for the sake of David's pride....

Like Juggy says, "It's time, baby!"
And I can take this shit, or you can give it willingly!
Rap Battle Two is on it's wayborday
Almost twenty-fo hours after laborday.
So get your guns loaded, we've got a fighting to do,
The reason for my bad rapping, David, IS YOOOOU.

Since Jessica posted a bit of nostalgia, I thought I'd break just to remember the old days ( Read more... )

A year later, she makes my mask!

It's been a while, so I'm certainly making up for things.

The following:

-Fat Baby Ska
-Schmolke and Borthwick
-Ghostbusters
-Halloween
-Applying for work at Newgrounds
-MSN Messenger
-Livejournal
-Social Life

and...
-My reasons for living

are all:

ON HIATUS

See you all.....before/after I go to Florida.

A rap challenge to David Dycus- Beat me in rap on an inside joke.

There ain't nothin' worse than sleepin' with a real baby-
Unless you eat it! (whispered: like Chris White, maybe?)
So don't bed the baby- just don't try it.
And Chris, get off that Ghengis Khan Diet!

One of our Jenga dares was to freestyle rap about animal semen, blumpkins, or taints. I read it this morning while cleaning up. As I stripped the unused pieces of their dares, I composed the following, which sums up the evening pretty well...(forgive me ( Read more... )

I tend to build up pretty grand schemes in my mind, you know. Like the idea that while in college I would read about boats and boating, and I would learn about river navigation. I would, over the course of four years, construct a houseboat/raft with which I would maneuver down the Mississippi. Upon reaching the Gulf I would sell my raft and use the ( Read more... )

I was honestly prepared to lambash this test for being too simple. I figured it would say that I was 80% normal because I prefer blue to red or because I button my shirt bottom up. Clearly, you guys are the strange ones.

You Are 35% Normal

(Occasionally Normal)


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