So, three men are on a tour round a cheese factory. Naturally, as it's a tour around a cheese factory, they are incredibly bored, and so to amuse themselves they decide that they will each steal a cheese. When they all meet up to compare stolen dairy products, the first man says, "I've got an Edam cheese ( Read more... )

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1. The age you will be on your next birthday

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As stolen from Christine:

Marie Elizabeth Jessie Gibson's Aliases

Your movie star name: Pringles Patrick

Your fashion designer name is Marie Vienna

Your socialite name is Button London

Your fly girl / guy name is M Gib

Your detective name is Cat Invicta

Your barfly name is Dorito Jack

Your soap opera name is Elizabeth Jessie Birling ( Read more... )

Well, there was a bit of drama with my job. Basically, I was told that I had an induction, which means I got the job. After a couple of days, I was told that all I had was an interview; however, I aced that, and I am now working at the local cinema. Score! I'm mostly working on the Haagen-Daaz counter, but yesterday I got to work on the screens. ( Read more... )

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Vandals. Front row, stage left. Warren Fitzgerald's penis in my face. Awesome night.

Kat, you know the picture? You know, the one a couple of entries down?

It gets worse.

I saw the video clip that picture came from today, and, well, it pains me to write it, but let's just say there is tongueing of the earring involved. Prolonged tongueing of the earring.

I get involved with, uh, with animal rights just because, um, I love animals, and, uh, I really think that people...I really think that nine out of ten people, if they really knew what was going on, they wouldn't be down with it, y'know? I think a lot of it...I think it's mostly just ignorance and I'm, I've been put in a position in my life where I ( Read more... )

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