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Day ten. One confession.
This is hard. I'm not the type to have deep dark secrets buried inside or anything like that.*
I don't like cauliflower as a matter of principle?
The idea of never having the chance to get married and have children is kind of a relief?
I'd really like to own a parrot?
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This is what happens when I fall behind, oy.
Day Seven: Four turn-offs.
1. Long fingernails. They creep me out.
2. Casual cruelty.
3. Manipulation...the whole "If you love me you'll blah, blah....." Nonsense. It's crap.
4. Mullets.
Day Eight: Three turn-ons.
1. Scalp massage
2. Random acts of kindness.
3. Well tailored suit. Yum.
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Day Six: Five people who mean a lot (in no order whatsoever)
1. Mum
2.Dad (1)
3. Dad (2)
4. Grandmother
5. Bff.
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Hmm. I feel like I've lost a day:
Six things you wish you never did.
(Sort of a paraphrase, I don't really have a lot of regrets, things that happen to us -good or bad, make us who we are, so...yeah.)
1. I wish I had been a bit less of an ass to my teachers during childhood. It wasn't their fault everything in school was boring.
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Day Four: Seven things that cross your mind a lot
1. Need. Tea.
2. I bet you this was on Qi.
3. I bet Bill Bryson wrote a book on it too.
4. I really hope everything turns out okay.
5. The environment minister is in desperate need of a swirly.
6. I didn't vote for them (federal).
7. Crap. I voted for them. That's embarrassing (provincial).
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Day Three: Eight ways to win your heart
1. Be kind. To yourself and others.
2. Don't worry about looking silly in the pursuit of joy. It's worth it.
3. A fondness for animals wouldn't hurt.
4. Accept that physical affection is very hard for me. It doesn't mean I'm being cold, but touch makes me uncomfortable.
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Day Two: Nine things about yourself.
1. I can't wear a pair of heels to save my life. I just can't.
2. I hate canned, frozen and cooked peas. There is nothing more icky on earth.
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Lets see if this breaks the writer's slump. No promises.
Day One: Ten things you want to say to ten different people right now.
1. I don't care about the fucking pizza dough.
2. You're really good at what you do, be proud of yourself.
3. Don't be afraid to speak up, you matter too.
4. I still hate you.
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*Yawns*
...And then there was that time a bottle of wine exploded in my refrigerator. This is a mixed blessing, because I only needed half the bottle for my mussels and sauce, my crisper needed the wash (something that was more likely to happen if it was sticky and yeasty) and now I don't have to come up with a way to use up half a bottle o' wine, seeing ( Read more... ) -
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Update:
Buses are still on strike. Nurses are considering going on strike. Local Newspaper wants to go on strike (Local free newspaper is feeling very smug.) Water commission is probably going on strike by the end of the week.
Am currently training an Australian on a work visa who enjoys bus rides and reading newspapers. I may have cracked up, ( Read more... )