Comments | pomo_drunkard: Mirror Universe Stu

pomo_drunkard

Mirror Universe Stu

Dec 28, 2011 12:30

There is a man on the other side of the country, in Washington State. He shares my name. He is only three months younger than me. He smokes, but only socially. He drinks, but only socially. He is married, with no kids. He dropped out of college. We've never talked and never met, but he doesn't know his email address all that well, and since he has ( Read more... )

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purejuice December 28 2011, 17:33:33 UTC

wait, all his panting lovers are emailing you?

pomo_drunkard December 28 2011, 17:35:41 UTC

No, sadly not. I'm just getting email from Adult FriendFinder that there are plenty of people in "my" neighborhood who are a match and I should contact them.

You know, all the normal cruft of a company that makes it's money by getting you to upgrade to Silver or Gold membership after you get hooked on their site.

purejuice December 28 2011, 17:37:57 UTC

god, even sadder.
i'd write him a note saying bro, you've made a mistake, just sticking to the facts. suggest, since he seems clueless, what you want him to do -- kill the existing email account, etc. if he is at all human he'll be mortified.

pomo_drunkard December 28 2011, 17:38:49 UTC

Yeah, that's what I was trying to do, but there doesn't seem to be any way to contact him directly. My email address is the only contact information he's left. I can only post things on his account as him, and hope he sees them.

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nihilistic_kid December 28 2011, 18:34:14 UTC

Is he cheating, or looking for a partner for a threesome or gangbang or some swinging/open-style action.

pomo_drunkard December 28 2011, 18:38:34 UTC

He lists himself as married, and his profile says "Attached man looking for discreet relationship. Nothing long term and no strings." That seems like he's looking to cheat behind his wife's back.

nihilistic_kid December 28 2011, 18:38:58 UTC

Aaaah.

villagecharm December 29 2011, 00:26:02 UTC

"fuckthis123" just seals the deal on how amazing this is. Post on his account that he is already a finalist for Worst Adulterer of the Year.

gordonzola December 30 2011, 14:22:52 UTC

IAWTC.

pomo_drunkard December 30 2011, 16:53:24 UTC

That was honestly my favorite detail too. I thought it might wind up being a temporary password to avoid having this thing happen (I try to avoid giving out my real password at first, especially if it's going to get sent to me in a plaintext, as it means if I forget to log out of a public computer and someone logs into my email, they could just search for "password" and find my passwords to everything). But I tried it on his MySpace account as well and it worked. I guess he really wants people to fuck this.