God and Your Sports Team

[pomo_drunkard]

God if he exists may love you, but He does not love your team. Your team is not His favorite team in the tournament, or in the sport, or on the planet, and definitely not His favorite team in the universe. You probably already harbored a suspicion this is true. Well, suspect no longer. In honor of March Madness, I did the math.

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Comments

[villagecharm]

This is great, but it doesn't answer the question about why Satan loves the Kentucky Wildcats so much.

[pomo_drunkard]

Eeep. Dammit! I didn't check formatting and if my images were coming over. Now that's corrected.

My assumption is that the Devil has a lot more free time on his hands and feels he can support whatever causes the most strife with everyone else. He can play favorites all he wants.