What are some battle-tested ways to prevent a hangover?

And don't say "don't drink." Shyeah.

I'm bored, and feeling very wistful. Here's a list of songs that make me want to die. In a good way ( Read more... )

The Stigmata episode of Nip/Tuck is really fucking good.

"I loved you the most."

There is almost nothing in the world more amazing than Freddie Mercury's voice in "The Show Must Go On".

Jim and Pam don't have anywhere near the chemistry of Tim and Dawn.

Note: putting too much cumin in any dish will make it taste like crotch.

I'm sorry, but Twin Cinema is just so. fucking. amazing.

A tour with Belle and Sebastian? I am so there, and this time I'm pushing my way to the front.

Blahblahblahblah... bye!

I just watched a full half-hour informercial on Arkansas real estate, hosted by Erik Estrada. What?

I think I need to go to bed.

Sometimes, when I see little children, I feel pure, true love and joy in my heart. Other times, I feel like running up and screaming so loudly in their faces that they cry.

I think this means that I won't be ready to have my own for at least 4.9 years.

Where is my knight in white satin armor?