I just dropped roughly a hundred and fifty dollars (American) on Akira Kurosawa's Four Samourai Classics (Sanjuro, Hidden Fortress, Seven Samourai, Yojimbo), Harakiri, Withnail and I, Le Samourai, Le Corbeau and Eyes Without a Face. I probably would've spent more but I have some bookies looking to breaking my thumbs right now (a.k.a. Outstanding ( Read more... )

It's currently 3:38 as I write this. I clocked myself out at work for 3:45. Therefore I'm still getting paid as I type this.

I AM SO OVERWHELMINGLY POWERFUL.

I'm going to see if I can masturbate and get paid for it.

It's been almost a year (about 11 months) that I've worked for the corporation 7-Eleven. I use the word corporation carefully, because that's what it is. No franchises, a la Mac's. In fact, just a couple of weeks ago we received a letter from Head Office telling us, no joke, that "treating customers well will improve the business." We all had to ( Read more... )

YES.

THIS IS THE GREATEST DAY OF MY LIFE.

I JUST DISCOVERED THAT ARROW IN THE HEAD DIRECTED THIS.

This especially depressing hilarious when you realize that I lost a job on his website to a guy who calls himself "BiggNewt".

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So apparently I'm homophobic. Must've missed the memo on that one. Better steer clear queers ( Read more... )

FUCK. I can't take this. It's been more than a week... I just don't think I can last another week and a half. This is my life we're talking about. Is anyone else going through the same kind of withdrawl? Oh well.

( At least I have this to tide me over )

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