Comments | pontiuspilates: an open letter to the ASSHATS who broke into our house today

pontiuspilates

an open letter to the ASSHATS who broke into our house today

Dec 05, 2006 23:37

I'm sure that our house, located on a temptingly working-class cul-de-sac, seemed like the PERFECT target for your thieving activities - surely the POOR STUDENTS and the RECEPTIONIST living therein have a wealth of expensive electronics for you to steal! (Actually, I do have a very nice computer; however, it goes to WORK with me every day.) I can ( Read more... )

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springiswrath December 6 2006, 05:06:33 UTC

Fist of DOOM!

jennesy December 6 2006, 05:39:46 UTC

According to NPR, hunters can apparently now choose the "flavor" of buckshot they use, to "pre-season" their game...so maybe the question should be "lemon pepper or cajun?"

Anyway, so sorry to hear about the break-in. I'm glad to hear that your cats are ok!

badthumper December 6 2006, 12:33:17 UTC

I know a guy who owns a tommy gun. *winkwink* You want me witch him? please...?

lillyv December 6 2006, 16:04:16 UTC

Witch away. I was going to, but I have a feeling your witching would be more effective in this instance.

badthumper December 6 2006, 16:37:06 UTC

YAY! know of any good places that symbolize justice? I gives a prezzie to them. :)

lillyv December 7 2006, 00:13:34 UTC

Sadly, all the places I can think of that symbolize justice are fictional.

I wonder if that says anything about my opinions of justice in this world...

epeolatry December 6 2006, 14:04:39 UTC

fuck that shit. good on you for getting your anger out--and i'm glad the robber didn't take much.

i just hate that feeling though. i got hardcore burglarized several years ago and it just made me feel awful. i didn't care about my stuff--but we were home & sleeping when it happened...the cats & dog were freaked out, and i hated knowing that asshole/those assholes had been in my house touching our stuff.

lillyv December 6 2006, 16:04:46 UTC

Hey! Hey! Not receptionist! OFFICE MANAGER, damn you!

nebulawindphone December 6 2006, 17:06:35 UTC

Ah, that's different. No wonder they picked your house to break into! :)

lillyv December 6 2006, 17:15:00 UTC

Exactly!

Actually, funny thing is when my computer was trashed my mind immediately snapped not to "random burglary" but to "what did I have on my computer that they wanted? What sort of conspiracy is this?"

And then my mind delved into bad sci-fi plots. Were they after my writing? My photos of the Pitt Campus? My pictures of a naked Pete Wentz? What did I have that they needed to either obtain or destroy? AM I ON THE LIST?