I hate that peice of shit that klings to your sphincter and you have to shake your rear around to try and get it to drop into the john, and sometimes you think it's gone but when you go to wipe you get a hand full of shit on the paper causing it to rip slightly from the wetness and getting a little bit of shit on your fingers.
me and my friends refer to the sensation where your walking around feel like a fuckin turd is sorta peeking out of your asshole when in actuallity its not I tend to call that "got a turtle's head popping out" :-)
One time I took a crap and dropped about five different turdballs...well they all landed in the oddest position. TRUE STORY. When I went to check out my acheivement before I sent it one it's way...I noticed that it looked like a turtle. I almost wanted to save it until I realized that it was just poop.
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Haha, dammit I always just suck it back up inside my ass.
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I tend to call that "got a turtle's head popping out" :-)
now you see it, now you don't...
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