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Jun 14, 2003 19:50

some poopie things that i honestly think about and discuss ( Read more... )

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a_new_weirdo June 17 2003, 16:02:47 UTC
I hate that peice of shit that klings to your sphincter and you have to shake your rear around to try and get it to drop into the john, and sometimes you think it's gone but when you go to wipe you get a hand full of shit on the paper causing it to rip slightly from the wetness and getting a little bit of shit on your fingers.

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likuidtekno October 7 2004, 11:15:43 UTC
-the despair of sitting and huffing/puffing/pushing with no movement of the bowels, but you cant get up coz a 1/3 of it is poking out your ass

Haha, dammit I always just suck it back up inside my ass.

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mattp December 10 2004, 20:17:08 UTC
me and my friends refer to the sensation where your walking around feel like a fuckin turd is sorta peeking out of your asshole when in actuallity its not
I tend to call that "got a turtle's head popping out" :-)

now you see it, now you don't...

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turd_molester March 21 2005, 07:44:24 UTC
One time I took a crap and dropped about five different turdballs...well they all landed in the oddest position. TRUE STORY. When I went to check out my acheivement before I sent it one it's way...I noticed that it looked like a turtle. I almost wanted to save it until I realized that it was just poop.

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ventrey January 31 2006, 04:09:13 UTC
I want to eat your shit you should message me ^_

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