I thought it was just a regular fart. Then suddenly the smell seemed to linger a lot longer than a fart could possibly linger. I decided to check my underwear, and sure enough, it was a poofart ( Read more... )

DO you evey take a look at your poo just before flushing it? (Or take a look as it is being flushed).
Just to see how big it way, runny/solid, what color it is?

Best and worst day: Hmm kinda like going poo for the first time in 4 days after being constipated then looking up to realize that there is no toilet paper on the roll?

1. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it ( Read more... )

I hate it when dogs take big giant shits in the middle of the carpet!

Dogs look funny while they are going poo. One I had a dog, and when it would go poo in the backyard I would laugh at it through the window, this went on for about a week, finally it started to go poo around the side of the house where there are no windows.
WHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WENT POO????

1. Do you have a car? If so, what kind of car is it ( Read more... )

I hate walking into a public washroom just to take a pee and some asshole is taking a massive toxic shit that smells so bad you have to hold your breath the entire time while pissing. They should have the shitting and pissing areas of washrooms seperated by airtight barriers so you don't gatta smell toxic shits when you dont need to take a poo.

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TGFD.....

Thank God For Depends.