My dad called yesterday and told me he booked a flight home for me. This kind of took me by surprise considering we generally purchase our airline tickets five minutes before the damn plane takes off, but since it was only like $300 bucks (wow this computer has a dollar sign but not one for the euro - interesting.) he bought it and said we can just ( Read more... )

Weird ass surreal morning. We went out for dinner last night and got very drunk on wine and flaming sambucas. Consuming beverages that were until very recently an alcoholic conflagration is generally only a good idea after two bottles of wine. Especially since the last time we had them, a tablecloth became the only casualty of a small fire. Being ( Read more... )

I just dragged my ass into school very reluctantly, paid 8 euro to sit in traffic with a crazy ass taxi-driver who screamed not so nice things at passers by, only to discover my lecture has been cancelled. I hate being here when I actually have to, so you can only imagine how annoyed I am now that I have to sit here and fuck around for two hours ( Read more... )

Three entries in a week. And enough sarcastic comments on all of y'alls journals than you can shake a stick at. I'm back. I'm actually able to use a computer in peace now even if it is at school with all the supremely bored, nosy fuckers staring at my page while they wait for theirs to load. Yeah, bitch I'm talking about you. Crazy, crazy living ( Read more... )

It has been far, far too long since I wrote anything of substance on this infernal thing and that last wee post has only been a temporary solution to my livejournal guilt. (Jesus, this thing's worse than random sex, alcohol induced craziness, and disappointed parents combined) There's also something else making me feel guilty. Yesterday, I called ( Read more... )

So, I know I've only been back in Limerick about two months but regardless I think I'm ready to start planning my next visit home. I think those that have not met my significant other are beginning to think he is just an imaginary Leprechaun I made up while I was to' up from the flo' up on my first trip over here some five years ago. This must be ( Read more... )

I feel compelled to update even though it's been a good long while since my last one and nothing worth writing home about (literally) has occured. I apologise in advance for any generic or monotonous ramblings. Now that the disclaimer's firmly in place, here's a summeray of my life since then. I go to school, I go to work, I go to sleep. My guilt ( Read more... )

It just dawned on me that I neglected to mention that a donkey pissed on me during my camping trip.

That's my new name. I think it's rather appropriate. Know why? Cause I'm dying, that's why. It's 6am and I'm fucking delirious with the plague or sars or something of an equally hideous nature. Know how I know? Cause Survivor's Eye of the Tiger is on and I think that's cool. I don't think I would mind being sick except for the fact that in the very ( Read more... )

Fuck me was that a rough trip home. As if a 4:30 start to the day wasn't horrid enough, my flight had to go and be delayed. And not even the good kind where you're still able to pop out for the odd smoke, but the kind where you pointlessly sit on the plane in tiny little seats with no food, no smokes, crap magazines, and a stinky snoring guy next ( Read more... )