I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the boss wouldn't ( Read more... )

1. You have absolutely no idea where your bag is ( Read more... )

A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles. The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him. He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him down the correct aisle. A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter. She says, confused, " ( Read more... )

Work sucks we are swamped!! However me’ paycheck was worth it!! I am on the eternal hold at the moment and thought I might take a moment to update ( Read more... )

It was beautiful. It was twisted and falling over and picking itself up. Sitting in a park that I had never been to, sitting on one of the reasons that I love nature. I mean seriously how often do you come across a perfect sitting tree. Especially this one ( Read more... )

oh yeah and the Corpse Bride was great, the Monkey's loved it. I think I will be the Corpse Bride for Halloween. Since her story is like mine. I just didn't die all the way. I think its fitting... but I def recommend it!

The 1st mistake that I made on Saturday was deciding to workout at 12 noon. (while chewing Altoids) So I only made it ½ way through my wogging when I cramped up. All that I wanted to do was sit and scream. But onward I pushed with a crazy look and one hand holding my crippled side…. I decide to cut my wog short since I was dying and I skipped ( Read more... )

How can something happening that is completely unrelated to me, make me so sad ( Read more... )

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You can come to my desk and ask me for anything, especially a condiment. I have every condiment in the western hemisphere somewhere in my desk. You want honey mustard here ya go. Low fat mayo here I come. So today when I was having my usual this time of the month French fry craving I thought I would be ok to skip the ketchup line because I should ( Read more... )