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this is almost like a really really funny comedy skit ( Read more... )

are they deliberately mispronouncing the word "sandwiches" as "samwiches" on the new McDonalds commercials in some twisted marketing ploy to relate to the lowest-common-denominator, illiterate trash who frequent their establishments (ie - me)? Ahhhh... feels like home. Except at home, we pronounce it "sandwiches". Leave a comment  1 

poonafish --

[noun]:

A brand of soylent green breakfast cereal

'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com

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what is it with teenagers these days? Just looking around at some random links and things that people have postesd lately, and I came across some teenager communities... i swear to god, each and every one of them wants to kill themselves, and each and every one of them has some sort of severe health problem (mentally and/or physically). what the ( Read more... )

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i bought one of those scratch lottery tickets today. i didn't win according to the numbers i scratched. but according to the code that gets scanned at the store, i won $3. rock on!

heh.

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Please. "Google" is not a verb. brand names are not verbs. You're stupid.