We come from the planet skeetbop, which orbits planet indie-rock, and we're here to claim your womens for our own. You will hand over said womens without recompense, or you will be blasted in the butthole with our mega indie-rock laser. Yes, we wear our hair in frivolous stylings and, yes, our speech is pleonastic and littered with superfluous ( Read more... )

Maybe we're salt of the earth. More accurately, maybe we're that black stuff that sticks to your shoe when you walk around New York City streets all day. Maybe. Most probably, though, we're just normal people. We lead everyday lives and do everyday things like cut out coupons and eat cheese. Yes yes. Thank you and your welcome. That's right ( Read more... )

So let me clear the air a little here.

( this is a cut, motherfucker. )

Hey internet ( Read more... )

1. Tell me something obvious about you ( Read more... )

Another year of research for the inventions of modern day living. I guess you could say we're the grease in the joints that keeps you moving with your fancy-schmancy canopeners and super-glue solvents. We're peddlers of usefule wares, tears and all around needful things. You need us. We don't need you. Got it?

Good.

Yeah, funny how life works sometimes.

Seems the boot has struck me in the ass again, which is slightly humorous (at least enough to crack a wry smile) and a bit disheartening.

It's those mornings when the sunlight hits your face with brilliance unrivaled that make these days worth it.

You know, it's such a fine line between responsibility and stress. I've got a lot to do in a short amount of time, but ever'ting gon' be aahrigh.

Cheers.

This is for Jess ( Read more... )

My flair for getting myself into sticky situations, or at least rather painful ones, has shown up again. Actually, that's not so much true as it is an off-shoot of the obviously obvious demeanor I take with people. I don't like to blow smoke up peoples' collective anus. Being trapped in a car with two of your best friends and... another person ( Read more... )