So, I thought about it and I guess I've decided to compile a list of my redneck activities. Maybe this will disprove and/or completely banish some theories that I am anything but, in fact, a good ol' boy.

Current activities:

• I will pee anywhere, on anything, at any time.
• I currently smoke Marlboro Reds.
  
• I wear the same hat every day.
• My step-mom ( Read more... )

Sometimes I really miss having a friend that's not afraid to bitchslap me or kick me in the ass when they see me headed in a direction that isn't the best for me. Actually I always miss having a friend like that. It's just a firm but reassuring thing when you know that somebody cares about you enough to not let you slip off the deep end, no ( Read more... )

We are the lovers of modern art. If you say something whacky and off-the-wall, we will google it to see if you made it up or if you're ripping some guy off or what. If you question our taste, or possibly lack thereof, we will question you. You will be under public scruntiny and will feel the wrath thereof. If you ask us what our work of art ( Read more... )

Earlier I posted that Michael and I really adore practical jokes. Well, today Michael got a megaphone for his birthday. This can only lead to trouble/goodness.

I like practical jokes ( Read more... )

Well, I got woke up today by michael and ramsey coming up the stairs and then into my room chanting "Scott's got a package! Scott's got a package, and it's from a GIRL!" pla pla. Anyways, it was quite extravagant as per usual, but also quite unexpected extravagance as per usual. Quid pro quo, ma'am. Quid pro quo. I've always wanted to take ( Read more... )

Okay, so I've got this burger... and it's called Big Bob's Belly-Bustin' Bacon Burger. It's from a place called Sweden Creme (formerly Big Bob's Sweden Creme before Big Bob, y'know, died)... one of those real down-home type burger joints. Anyways, back to the burger ( Read more... )

David, Michael and I need to lock ourselves in a room with plenty of drugs and pen and paper to write our two scripts for the next short filmssoon. You hear that Dave? Hey, I have an open question for anyone who cares to answer. Isn't it strange when you find out a friend of yours is completely nuts? Yeah, it is. Anyway, I think I'm going to ( Read more... )

Hey, Earth. It's skeetbopia again, just checking to see how things are going down there. Good, good. Our high council got together and decided a few things. First off, every third Sunday of the month you'll have a dance-off and most of you will certainly get served. Well, less of a dance-off and more of a wiggle-off. Remember the wardrobe ( Read more... )

Hey, thanks for converting, Earth. We knew you'd cave. I sure hope those shirts are tight enough for you, just tight enough to show off your manly-malnourished physique. Yes yes, your hair is growing quite nicely too, we've got the hairdo mold all prepared. I guess you could say we've got an assembly-line-type operation thing going on here, but ( Read more... )