My "job" allows me lots of time to think about things. Although im usually listening to my walkmen i usually drift off and think about different things (while most of the others sit around, smoke or talk about league). Today i realised i have a "serious" problem. Whenever i drive in the rain i always look at what speed other drivers have their ( Read more... )

Dream from last night ( Read more... )

Does anyone actually read this thing? Anyway if you are reading this leave a comment.

In other news im going to South America and leaving my stupid job.

If anyone wants a cool job i recommend being a workcover officer. You are basically above the law (they can fine police over anything), can sieze anything, enter any work area without a warrant, search any area, gather statements from any person, close down any business, request  autopsies and perform drug tests (if they are a doctor).

So if you ( Read more... )

Im booking my overseas holliday tommorow. In other news i cant stop sneezing and get to quit my job in about a months time (yesssssssss)

Everyone download (and then buy) "A hundred miles off" by The Walkmen. Its awesome. In other news something is wrong with my throat and i sound like an under 12s League coach from Cambletown. "SET THE SCRUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm erghhhhh"


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Today in bushland near my house i saw two swamp wallabies and an echidna. I tried to show a small korean boy where the wallaby was but he kept looking the wrong way and asking "Is a wallaby a kind of bird?". When his mum, dad and sister came along the wallaby hopped away causing them to shout stuff in Korean (as well as yelling Kangaroo!!"). Nature ( Read more... )

Last night at midnight i put my feet into the pool as a way of welcoming spring. After pressuring from my friends i decided to jump in the pool, leading to me feeling like i was dead. I sat in my room shivering and felt super shit, especially my brain. I then wandered the streets like a mad man and dropped off a cd in a letterbox. I think walked ( Read more... )

I hate winter with a passion. I had a conversation a while ago with someone at work asking them to name one good thing about winter. They couldnt. Summer is the best of all seasons simply for the fact that it allows swimming, lying in hammocks dozing in a sugar induced buzz and generally not doing much when its hot. This spring/summer i plan to ( Read more... )

Today at work i listened to the radio (Triple J and The world at noon on ABC 702), looked at flowers, insects, reptiles and birds, meditated, walked around a shopping centre, talked to some old woman, watched various people stroll around (including one man who sat down on a board walk for about 20 minutes), tried to fix a smashed "No cycling" sign ( Read more... )