Never hold your farts in. They travel up your spine, into your
brain, and that's where you get shitty ideas from.

I was turd burgled today. I hadn't been in a while so I was feeling comfortable enough to drop my pants around my ankles and go at it. As I'm wiping someone walks in which means they can see my pants and underwear under the door of the stall. This is more embarrassing than being caught pooping I think. Plus, I hadn't sprayed or courtesy flushed yet ( Read more... )

( Survival Guide to Shitting At Work )

i think i made a discovery early this morning. I need to do this a few more times to be sure but i may have something ( Read more... )

I ate a ton at thanksgiving dinner tonight and i can not stop farting!!! I've been blasting off every 5 seconds and i'm LOVING IT!!!!!!
This truely is a wonderful holiday.

Ever wonder why shit is brown? I mean sometimes, depending on what you eat, it can be green or yellow, but why always brown? Chicken isn't brown, pork isn't, fruits aren't. WTF?!!

Hello. I just joined. stripekore sent me a link to this, and I just knew I had to join. Poop makes me laugh like nothing else. So I guess I will tell a poop story ( Read more... )

saturday, i had maybe the worst diarrhea of my life. It wasnt even like human disrrhea, it was more like buffalo diarrhea ( Read more... )

Great site, just wanted to share a little something that happened to me a few weeks ago ( Read more... )

I have been so violently ill
since I ate at that mongolian grill
My posterior emits a sulfurous sigh
and yearns for quilted paper, soft and three-ply.
'Tis hard to sit on such itching and burning
let alone ignore the malevolent churning.
For me now it's only bland soy kurds
and solid, well shapedened, easily passed turds.