Turd sandwich

[poopsnbladders]

Here's the huge bite I have just taken out of the turd sandwich of life: About this time last year I knew a person who worked at a very popular department store. This person told me to come in and claim a gift card that had been left there and had been sitting in the lost in found for a month or so. I went in to claim it. There was approximately $

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so sorry...

[ihateyourworld]

im sorry friend..thats unfortunate but dont worry maybe that wasnt what you were meant for...i know you will do well in whatever you do and my support is with you and your next decision.<3

[includethefood]

CANADA DOESNT CARE ABOUT THAT CRAP.. APPLY HERE.

[xfetusinblackx]

im sorry uncle rodg, but you know if you ever want to get rid of that stolen property, i know adirty beaner from the nard who would galdly take that off your hands, so when you step into your care you wont see that stupid thing and it wont bring back bad moments.

[singmedown]

peacecorp maybe? americorp? i don't know too much about either but i could see you doing something like that. idle hands will rust. look into dude.

[mozzy_star]

I totally remember that unfortunate event with the gift card and the person offering it to me...looks like I should've claimed it, seeing that I have no morals or integrity. hahah!
I think this whole process is going to make you a better person...Trying to figure out where you fit in this world is one of life's hardest challanges but I have confidence that once you do you're going to be glad that you waited.
I can honestly say that out of all my friends you are the most reliable, trusting and all around best person I know. Be paitent, everything will fall into place.
P.S. It surprises me that you haven't enlisted yet.