Impractical? Are you kidding? This little workhorse will drop a man with one shot! It won't jam up like your weak ass 9mms and if you run out of shells you can always beat your assailant to death with it!


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I don't know what Taylor is talking about cause Slayer totally DESTROYED!!! The second half of their set was Reign in Blood from beginning to end. SICK! I'm ill and broken.

It's a heavy metal Thanksgiving! Dimmu Borgir the night before, Slayer the night after. Not long ago I had Thanksgiving in Canada, that was chill. I have a lot to be thankful for. I love my family and friends.

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Remember the G.I.Joe cartoon? Of course you do. Remember the educational/safety clips at the end? Well, some genius dudes overdubbed them and they're freakin hilarious!! Check it out!! http://www.heavengallery.com/fenslerfilms/Read more... )

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I also have a rocketship in my backyard!!!!!!!!!


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This girl gave me Avril Lavigne's Let Go album today and I had everyone at the skatepark singing along. You know you like it, just be honest with yourself!

Is there anything better than corn dogs? I find it hard to think otherwise.

Three of five of my ex-girlfriends are married now. Will it ever be my turn? When will I be able to keep one ( Read more... )

I could feel it in my bones as I walked out to the parking lot with my broom and disneyland(dust pan w/ long handle like they use at the popular theme park) in hand. I was going to find twenty dollars! And low and behold, there it was! Twenty dollar bill folded a thousand times. So far I'm two for two in finding money when I sweep the lot. Tonight ( Read more... )