Is it strange for two very hairy, very Italian young men to ride around in an '89 Oldsmobile Cutlass Ciera listening to Good Charlote's 'Girls don't like boys' song on full volume while going from one bar to another? Martinis with Mitchel P Chandler is the funnest/funniest thing ever. Then Karaoke at Grand China. Awesome. Oh yeah, I think I bought ( Read more... )

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I watched the new Texas Chain Saw Massacre tonight. I need to watch the original again to compare the two. When I got home I decided to do some internet investigating of the claim that the film was "inspired by actual events". It is in fact "inspired" by a lovely mid-western man named Ed Gein although most of the story is sensationalized and pure, ( Read more... )

My mom rents these crazy Middle Eastern movies about magical swords and the like. I just don't get it.

I found twenty dollars while sweeping the parking lot of my work yesterday. AWESOME!!!

Today at work an eleven year old girl kept hitting on me. WHAT THE FREAKIN CRAP?!!!

I CAN'T WAIT FOR HALLOWEEN!!!!

In-N-Out, cheesecake, chocolate bars, mashed potatoes and gravy, corn chowder, oatmeal raisin cookies, ice cream, prime rib, chocolate milk, corn on the cob, Philly cheese steak, BBQ chicken pizza, BBQ anything, buttermilk bisquits....just a few things on my mind.

KILL BILL KILL BILL KILL BILL KILL BILL KILL BILL KILL BILL
Two Words: Uma Thurman!

I'm pretty much in a horrible mood and I wish my life was a movie so I could watch the credits roll. blah blah blah I won't bore you with my boredom. Maybe sleep will help.

The Beastie Boys and Josh Feldman brought back in time to a place I have not thought about in years. Age eighteen and my first kiss. Yes, I was eighteen. I was a late blooomer, give me a break! Natalie Kiunke was her name and being cute and sweet as all get out was her game. I've kissed a few girls since then but I will never forget that tender, ( Read more... )

Carl's Junior uses sex to sell hamburgers(please refer to the TV add with the girl on the fake rodeo bull eating a western bacon cheese burger). Hamburgers sell themselves. I could eat a burger everyday and not get sick of it, especially In-N-Out. I once ate In-N-Out everyday for a month after a six week deprivation. At five bucks a meal that comes ( Read more... )

Last night I returned home from a very eventful excursion to British Columbia. I am still thinking in a Canadian accent but I'm sure it will wear off soon,eh? On arrival in Vancouver I was greeted by the ever lovely duo Tracey and Linnea. Such sweet girls who immediately began to guide me through their beautiful city. So much was taken in that it ( Read more... )