I have a knot on the top of my head after last night ( Read more... )

I just ate eggs for the first time in at least a year.

I think today is the first time I've ever in my life been pissed at a Marine an Army soldier ( Read more... )

EDIT ( Read more... )

An hour late to work ( Read more... )

Someone should design me a cool and pretty red fill or design for the inside of a star.

No reason in particular. o_0

Please? I'm lacking in the creative skillz department.

So I'm looking through a box from a closet in my house, and my mom finds a framed picture. She hands it over to me, and this is what happens:

Mom: That's your dad when I met him. Isn't he handsome?
Me: What's that huge thing on his face?
Mom: He had the zit from hell.

I nearly fell off the bed. It was just about the greatest thing ever.

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I officially have the coolest boss ever ( Read more... )

"You win at life. I suck at life ( Read more... )

It's 71 degrees today. SEVENTY ONE. And completely clear skies. 5 mph winds. I love SoCal ( Read more... )