( And the sporkening continues... )

Laura: *groans as she skims the script* Didn’t we just do this? There are e-butts I could be kicking right now!
Danny: That last one was a warm-up. Something to get you in the right frame of mind. I wasn’t about to expose you to a real Mary Sue without preparing you first.
Laura: ... Dude, you need a new hobby. Or possibly to get laid.
Danny: * ( Read more... )

Laura: I can’t believe I agreed to this.

Danny: What?

Laura: This… this sporking thing! I’ve heard about fan fiction, Danny. Guys having sex with other guys and giving birth to babies, Mary Sues, and whatever the hell “goffs” are. No way. You can deal with that on your own. I’m going back to Bad Company 2.

Danny: So you can spend the next three ( Read more... )

(A/N: The following is something I wrote for a humor class back when I was an undergraduate. Hopefully my writing has improved since then. Some details have been exaggerated to protect the Rule of Funny, including how much of a dick I am.)

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