I hate hate hate holidays ( Read more... )

"Darin, don't put that on your face."

::silence::

"Oh...my...fucking...lord....."

::uncontrollable laughter and subsequent fear of restaurant inhabitants and sweet little old ladies::

PANCAKE FACE!

Harry Potter makes me feel 5000x more sexually frustrated ( Read more... )

I really wouldn't be able to say without going on forvere but I feel like hell today.

Goddam Diners, and all that entails. Fucking cigarettes. And high school. And women. And unreciprocated infatuations.

I have for a full 24 + hours and I don't readily seeing it going away.

Because sometimes that happens. And fuck am I sick of it.

The cycles fallen ( Read more... )

On Thumbelina:

"Well, you know, if Thumbelina married the mole he'd have a bit of trouble, 'finding things' if you know what I mean.."

"Yeah, well he could just use his nose....."

I love myself. And Laura.

There's a scent that lingers about the pads of my fingertips ( Read more... )

Every single time I tell myself it's not going to bother me ( Read more... )

Goddamit. I love these Jeans ( Read more... )

I'm listening to a Fall Out Boy Song that makes me feel sexually frustrated, which is very strange ( Read more... )

I watched Elf last night and felt very, very contented ( Read more... )