Nathan Explosion works at Dimmu Burger. Thats so METAL!!!

uhg.

seriously, uhg.

if you poop a shoe, does that mean you ate a vornado? becauyse i think it does...

"i thought eww, this is really bad cookie doough(ice cream); but then in retrospect, this is really good cookies and cream!!"

"We the American working population/Hate the fact that eight hours a day/Is wasted on chasing the dream of someone that isn't us and we may not hate our jobs/But we hate jobs in general/That don't have to do with fighting our own causes/We the American working population/Hate the nine to five day-in day-out/But we'd rather be supporting ourselves/ ( Read more... )

"WHY CAN'T YOU ALL JUST LEAVE ME ALONE? MONSTERS AND BAD DREAMS, DOPE SMOKING CHIMPANZEES FROM HELL..."
"YOU ARE OFFICER SLADE, OFFICER 999...I AM THE CHIMPANZEE WHO SHOT ALPHA PRIMATE KENNEDY. SO DONT FUCK WITH ME, MAN-TURD"

we need to get drunk and swim in a haze of liquor

"...its 8:02 p.m., do you know where your children are?"

if you asked my mom, she would most likely say "getting drunk", unless she is a liar.

poop ass drunk first post. i just wanna say one thing to everyone: poopballslack. misfits are cool, samhain sucks, and eat a dirty tamooin face

only 1 win (2 points) behind..... C'MON POST-SEASON!!!!