happy birthday to me

[popandlock]

yeah so today is my birthday, rad. my family has chosen to ignore it again this year. rad

Comments

[xgushx]

Happy birthday for your birthday i am going to get midgets to jump out of a cake and attack you and i will make sure they are not armed with any weapons and you will have a tommy-gun and there will be so much midget blood everywhere happy birthday midget holocaust ben . Ben ben. Ben
YYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
hahaha
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[nyaaa]

happy birthday midgetsex! xo

this is being written at 11:58pm

[xtypicalmex]

therefore it's still valid...
happy birthday!!! cheer up, nerd face.

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[natarie]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY lil babeh....
XOXOOX

[rebeccajane]

Naww babydoll...I miss you so muchly too (even though you did spell my name wrong....MINGER!)...looking forward so much to my package in the post! Should get it tomorrow, yeeeeeeeew! Can't wait for cuddles and dead beauty queens....me xxxx

[rebeccajane]

Holy shit. I used to be such a nice person. Who says "yeeeeeeew" nowadays anyway? Bahaha. Ok, so maybe I do. Sometimes. Maybe.

Fuck I'm a retard.