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fuck the fucking shit ass mother fucking cunt pussy ass bitches at the homestead group. they are in it for the goddamn joy of watching heart after heart break for their goddamn mother fucking profit. i was in love in love in love with the perfect goddamn apartment and those writhing little twitches think it's alright to fuck with my shit like that.

anybody else think this is as fucked up as i do ( Read more... )

bar-b-q season is coming up and i don't eat hamburgers anymore. but i'm still got the charcole fire buring in my so it's up to y'all to help me pick which if these sound the tastiest ( Read more... )

everything hasn't quite started to speed up again yet. it was going so slow up until my birthday and it was pretty awesome because i got to be bored a lot, which is a luxury, you know? and i thought as soon as it hit i'd be back in the whirlwind, but it hasn't happened yet ( Read more... )

ok, folks, seriously, do any of yall read david byrne's blog. the man is a genius. man of my dreams. seriously, folks, i only repeat myself when i'm really effing serious, seriously.

http://journal.davidbyrne.com/

i've lost a box of checks somewhere int he abyss of the front closet. the book i have now is not out yet and i really only write checks to pay rent and tuition. do i get a whole new box from my bank? it's free if you get the boring ones. but then if i do and i find that other box eventually the numbers will be all out of sequence. or do i tear ( Read more... )

does anybody know anything about the gas company law suit and if there is anyway it could help me get the gas bill to under $500?

i'm totally covered in plaster. i mean not totally covered like they were making a cast out of me, but it's in most of my pores, all of the cracks in my hands, all over joe's t-shirt. there's some clay too, because you have to make it out of clay and then vacuum seal plastic over it and then tape the two sides together and fill it with plaster. it ( Read more... )