Yesterday, I saw a 3-piece band playing in the Union Square subway. The keyboard player was dressed up as Cookie Monster but his hands were human. There was something so wrong about that. 4th wall, man! C'mon!

I feel like most, if not all, of my posts are about either videos I found online or stories about how wrecked I got the previous night. This post will be both. Actually, there's not much to say about HOW drunk I got last night except that I finally got my hands on a glass of Dogfish Head 120-Minute IPA (18% alcohol) and woke up with a scratches on ( Read more... )

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As a New York resident, I GUESS I can laugh with Patrick Ewing now. But if you told me I would enjoy this man's company back in '94 when I believed the Dream Shake was a move stolen from the heavens, I wouldn't have believed you. Whatever, it's a funny commercial.

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Every now and then I stumble across a link that makes me laugh uncontrollably. Maybe it's because I threw up in a subway trash can last night. Maybe it's because I played Buck Hunter at 3 in the morning an missed EVERY SINGLE BUCK on the mission. Maybe it's because I drank out of a mason jar for 3 hours and then went to, what could only have been, ( Read more... )

...to stay up last night drinking until 3. Rough Tuesday.

First of all, hell yes Mascot Wedding for shredding ass on the Alamo Drafthouse competition of "Pimp My TV." If you didn't see, check it out here. As always, it was a blast to do audio for the movie. Even though I was running on fumes when editing it, it's one of those thing where I zone out and four hours later snap out of it around midnight only ( Read more... )

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The scene in the latest 30 Rock where Jack disguises his call to Jonathan as a prayer (more specifically, the Lord's prayer for all you Catholics and ex-Catholics) in church is GOLD! PURE GOLD!

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If you aren't familiar with the show, Jack was planning to take his lady lady (Penelope Cruz Selma Hayak*) to Plunder where they serve a $1000 dessert ( Read more... )

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I'm having one of those days where everything I touch just blows up somehow. This morning I was listening to my Tears for Fears album (yea, that's right...what of it?) and right as I walk out of the room I hear it stop, skip a bunch and then just sound like mud. I look over and my glass of water had vibrated off the shelf above the player, fallen ( Read more... )