http://www.theonion.com/content/news/mel_brooks_starts_nonprofit

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/7053982.stm

Oh, the broomstick joke possibilities.

Maybe some of my friends really are too young and immature for me.

Preface: this is an actual entry, not an announcement ( Read more... )

...get your friends to do stuff with you so you don't have to commute all the way back home ( Read more... )

You know you're in trouble, and desperately need sleep, when your internal monologue begins speaking in the voice of Yakko Warner.

In all likelihood, my hard drive crashed yesterday in the middle of doing, well, nothing very taxing. However, that still doesn't change the fact that it won't read the disk, makes a very bad grinding noise, and of course refuses to boot. So in short, don't expect to be able to talk to me that often by IM, or even really by Facebook (I've got ( Read more... )

My mom actually gave me advice this weekend that I consider has a high likelihood of working. To get me out of my schoolwork and also general slump, I'm going to try doing all my schoolwork before dinner (and if I have to leave something for after, only reading). This will be a complete shift in my usual routine that I've kept since high school ( Read more... )

I'm glad summer's finally here, but it only brings home the understanding that I really need to meet some new people. For some reason, people from Northwestern don't understand that warm weather = you go to the bloody beach ( Read more... )

Some amusing potential band names (no, I didn't use Dave Barry for any of these. it's my own fucked up drowsy mind)Testicular Cancer ( Read more... )