Got home from work yesterday and usurped my uncle's internet connection, ran some updates and decided to take a shower. He gets home and I realize that I forgot to unplug my connection. I figured he'd be okay with it. Well, it turns into a 30 minute guilt trip about how I'm disrespecting him and how I "owe" him for letting me stay with him. "If ( Read more... )

Holy Christ! It's been 15 days since my last entry. Thank God I don't have deadlines to make with this because I would have lost my job by now. Depression's a bitch. It makes you not want to do anything. Meds are worse, they keep you up, make you hungry and then force you to throw up what you just ate. Your heart feels funny and your brain is ( Read more... )

happy joke time!

q: What did the empty hot dog say to the bun?
a: happy halloweenie!!!

If you were in a beauty contest with Frankenstein's monster, you'd get second place.

BOO!

It's a bad time. I'm cold and complacent. I'm okay with failing out of school and I'm cool with almost getting shot tonight by a bunch of fucks who don't deserve to live. Long story short, I'm supposed to write a paper right now for my reading poetry class. Thing is, I'm not going to. No sir. Not a thing can possibly motivate me right now to ( Read more... )

-is a fun word. I want to start over from the beginning. Beginning of what is the question. Perhaps the beginning of time. 1985 is when it all started. When whatever this is started including me. Or, maybe I started including it. Did anything exist before I came into being? Am I imagining all of this? Are we all imagining all of this? If ( Read more... )

So, the fall break was a complete success. I shouldn't say that too loud because I'll be getting tests back today. Yea, well I know I failed at least one so, I really don't care. Fuck a bunch of that ( Read more... )

How the 13th is always the bad day? 13 is my lucky number. 14 on the other hand...that's a bitch. Granted my tire could have begun deflating at 11:59 PM, Friday, October 13. But, I like thinking that it held on by a thread. Then, BAM! Well, more like " ( Read more... )

Remember how I predicted they would not give me off on the days I requested. Well, Bubba guess who's right. Fuck a bunch of whole foods. And, Jason and Jo(h)nathan, if you shop there ever again, you're not my friends. Fuck, if any of you shop there ever again you're not my friends.

I'm the proud poppa of a baby girl. Her name's Natasha and I'm severly allergic to her. Yes, she's a kitten. And, if you want to see her I have some pictures on my phone. No, Sandra I'm not as obsessed as you. Well, I did have some pictures on my phone until my screen died and I had to go get a new one yesterday. I still have all your phone ( Read more... )

Anyone know that great primus song, "Tommy the Cat"? If not here are the lyrics ( Read more... )