My skin seems too confining right now.

I want to gouge out my eyes and cut my throat and feel my essence flow free.

Will it ever end?

(Click here to post your own answers for this meme.)

✓ I miss somebody right now.
✓ I don't watch much TV these days.  (Oh, I'm so sick of that crap.)
✓ I own lots of books.  (Before I worked at a publishing company, it was more than anyone else I knew. Now there're a few Ph.D.s in my circle of reference, so my)

✓ I wear glasses or ( Read more... )

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I can't read. Sorry.

Me: hello?
Weird MySpace PornBot: hey who's this?
Me: Spooky J
Me: no, just kidding.
: OH you got my friend thingy on MS?
Me: uh. yes.
Me: both of them.
WMSPB: listen hun..I'm just about to start my webcam show with Jessi...its easier for me to chat ya in my chat room if u wanna log in? can u cum watch and chat me there?
Me: not really.
WMSPB: ( Read more... )

And other things.

Other things necessitate names that allude to their existence.

This name is (okay, alright: probably) AIDAN.

<3

I'm so stupidly happy.

Check it ( Read more... )

I read 1000 entries.

Did you know it stops your friends page cold at 1000 entries?

I didn't.

Now I do.

And so do you.

1. If Andy Kaufman had faked his own death, what do you think he'd be up to now?

I don't know. We should find him and ask him. Frankly, I think he most likely is alive. I think he's just avoiding the limelight and playing lots of little pranks. D'you suppose he was the incarnation of Loki ( Read more... )

Little boy to duck: Uh, what the fuck, dude?

--Harlem Meer, Central Park

Srsly.