Things NOT to do this weekend

[popking]

1. get so drunk I puke
2. get so drunk I blow a blood vessel in my eye
3. get a parking ticket
4. get a lip viral disease from someone
5. fall down
6. get in a fight with my wife
7. spill beer on myself
8. get lost while high
9. pee on myself
10. fall on the bart track

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[i_study_phonics]

You forgot:

11. Get so drunk you end up at the Chevron Station in the Castro, standing around for four hours, before winding up at the alcohol-free sober zone place over by THe Mix, waiting on your friend to get out of an AA meeting.

12. Cry

13. Stand on someone's knee doing an awesome cheerleader pose, only to find that their thigh boot has hooked onto your fishnets, and that when you jump down, they get ripped off.

14. Get a fishnet sunburn

15. Argue with someone at your house

16. Lean so far out the window watching the dyke march go by that everyone in the apartment has a heart attack

Just so you know, last year Zak was #8, and it was the best phone voicemail on record, until he topped it off with possum in the house. I'm just saying, it led to some fond memories!

Also, please tell me you never actually fell onto a BART track!!!

[popking]

ha. the bart one was added for effect.

[fairymere]

ok. i resent #4.
way to make me feel even more anxious about my, well, "situation."

whats so bad about #7?
this coming from the girl who always has something spilled on at least one item of her clothing.

in re: to 8... try to avoid ladies selling magic brownies. apparently they made folks' own clothes paiful.

and in regards to rae's #16
NO ONE has ever fallen from 5janets. it only LOOKS unsafe.

[i_study_phonics]

Karen told me yesterday that #4 happened to her grad student last semester. I am now convinced it is like that thing my student got in the gym . . . and hers was viral, not bacterial.

Also, you are so right about #16. Why do they worry so? Must be because of all those tourist videos floating around the world wibe web. And we are worried K's film is going to be embarassing!

Also, do you want a Tide pen? It will really help with #7.

Also, when are you finishing your FLAME? I need to see it!

[popking]

Those tide pens work wonders. I spilled red sauce on a white shirt and in a flash it was gone!

[fairymere]

yes i want a tide pen.

and i dont know about the dress.
it may not happen until friday night/saturday morning
i am pretty sure it will involve a lot of creativity and safety pins.

bad brownie

[fagtastic]

okay so two years ago when i was at the dyke march i bought two of those - not really paying attention to the fact that they were that type of brownie & ate BOTH OF THEM (i was drunk! i didn't really pay attention to the taste i guess!) & i was SO FUCKED UP FOR HOURS! i thought i was going to die. never again! never again! i ended up going home & making a ton of mac & cheese & laying in bed for hours. it's a damn good thing i lived a few blocks from the park. or else i would have just laid there for days.

Re: bad brownie

[popking]

AMAzing!! Seems like everyone in SF has had this experience or knows someone who has.

Re: bad brownie

[fagtastic]

they need warning signs.

a friend of mine ate the brownies (& knew what they were) & sat at a bus stop for a few hours trying to figure out how to get home.

clearly, these brownies are a bit... stong. since, i've had other brownies before & they never had this affect.