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I want to be able to be SO VERY EXCITED and HAPPY that it's Cara's birthday, and, well, I mean, I _am_ happy that it's your birthday and all that, but . . . damn. I miss everyone. A lot. I can't believe how long it's been, and how long it FEELS like it's been. Even Nick is getting there before me (another thing to be really fucking happy about ( Read more... )

Yesterday my physical therapist left bruises on my arm that are so dark,purple and plentiful that it looks like I fell out of a tree. Half the people I have asked about this (or, shown the bruises to) have been completely horrified, but the other half (including a man who runs a sports equipment store in Berkeley) seemed to think it was sorta ( Read more... )

Lotta, that has got to be one of the funniest things EVER. I can't get it out of my head! Especially since you did _not_ look like Miss Muffett. Strawberry Shortcake, maybe. But, I mean, didn't Miss Muffett "sit on a tuffet"? You, on the other hand, sat on another guy's dick. I'd say that constitutes a measurable difference ( Read more... )

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This morning was wonderful (thanks to boyhowdy and our fabulous Tartine experience) though I cannot for the life of me understand why everyone in there had ordered croissant. Have they not TRIED the morning buns? What are they like lemmings or something? GET THE MORNING BUN. You won't regret it, and anyway, croissant is for pussies ( Read more... )

The world is not a better place because the_cult_next_door is getting his "culturally appropriative" tattoo removed. God, people. He just got that damn tattoo four months ago! He deserves our scorn, not our exultation ( Read more... )

What is Tanner talking about? What do you mean "waiting for" me to freak out? Pray tell. I really do not understand you ( Read more... )

So it appears that the_cult_next_door almost got banned from the Fillmore. Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!!!!!! That shit made my day. Almost as much as that gynecologist appointment I went to--wowza! that speculum is One Good Time ( Read more... )