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I would pay the money it costs for an entire 1/2 gallon of ice cream just to be able to eat the ice cream that sticks to the underside of the lid when you peel it off for the first time.

Imagine, if you will, a phone call between a mom and her beautiful, talented daughter.

Mom: you're eating something
Amy: hehe
Mom: what?
Amy: nothing
Mom: that means it's something bad like ice cream or something
Amy: not ice cream
Mom: candy
Amy: maybe
Mom: AMY! Come on! You can do better than that! You don't need that! What are you thinking?
Amy: it's a ( Read more... )

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Sung to the tune of the Birthday Song...  I think the scansion works out.

Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday to me-ee
Happy Birthday to you

I'm gonna record it over karaoke and make a music video. thoughts?

"Oh yea!  We're facebook friends ( Read more... )

A man approached me as I was walking to work today.  He was clearly crazy, just from looking at him.  I tried to avoid him, but we were both crossing the street at the same time and had to wait for the walk sign to turn on together.  The questions were presented to me in this order ( Read more... )

Late at night
Current mood:
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well, I was completely thrown for a loop this past weekend ( Read more... )

I went to the Post Office and applied for my passport today. I brought everything I needed including the passport pictures I had taken two summers ago when I thought I was going to Italy (never wound up going).  The dude refused my pictures.  He said they were too washed out, but he could give me a form to get a refund and we could take new ( Read more... )