Spam e-mail subject of the day: Please bang me. this is not a joke.
Umm... no! Reminds me of one of my favorite scenes from Mallrats, though.
Brandi: Suitor Number Three, what would our first date be like?
Gil Hicks: Well, uh, first I'd take you shopping to stores you wanna shop in, and then we'd do a little lunch, probably at the Cheese Haus,
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