No. 10: I find myself sucking air after performing the acrobatic maneuver needed to get a sock on my foot. Like some big-bellied reject from Cirque de Soleil, I have to perfectly gauge the distance I need to bend at the waist with the distance I need to lift my leg. Accuracy is everything. I can only hold this position for seconds at a time without ( Read more... )

Well hello, there! I’m writing this entry from work (but it’s being posted from the computer in the library because my job’s internet is filtered to the EXTREME). So, no AIM, no Yahoo!, and no LJ while I’m at work. Basically it’s like being at home, except I can check my e-mail whenever I wish. So that’s at least something. So- I figure I’ll update ( Read more... )

So yes... I have FIFTY minutes to play on the computer today!! Yee haw and merriment abounds. Why, you ask? For I am at the library. The place where intelligence is *supposed* to reside, for this building ecompasses centuries (and then some) of knowledge, wisdom, humor, and excitement ( Read more... )

So yes. Here is another 10 minutes I am able to use "checking e-mail". The parents are pissed off because I keep asking to check my e-mail, because it's a big inconvenience for them to unlock a computer and give me some time to check my email correspondence ( Read more... )

Yeah... so my parents have decided that my spending time away from the house has gone out of control. So what do they do ( Read more... )

I have a new job!! I totally got the job with the law firm, which inevitably rocks my socks!! I start on the 12th. BBB is not very happy with my leaving, but hey- management makes it clear that they aren't happy with me, so I make them happy by leaving. So there. It's the associates that are more heartbroken than anything ( Read more... )

OK so let me elaborate a little bit, after having calmed down a bit ( Read more... )

I shouldn't be this upset ( Read more... )

What You Really Think Of Your Friends

Katie is your soulmate.
You truly love Daniel.
You consider Lisa your true friend.
You know that Krystal is always thinking of you.
You'll remember Sonya for the rest of your life.
You secretly think Tish is creative, charming, and a bit too dramatic at times.
You secretly think that Dan is colorful, ( Read more... )

So yeah. Life is pretty much hating me now. And I don't blame life. I hate me too, you know. Slowly scraping by on the money I have left to get me to and from work. Thankfully Thursday is payday and HOPEFULLY my direct deposit went through ( Read more... )