Title: Moran's revenge.
Rating: PG-13 for weirdness, but no sexual content or gore.
Pairing: None.
Summary: A fill for the prompt "Moriarty is alive! Nope. Chuck Testa!" on shkinkmeme
Author's Notes: A cracky fill set loosely in ACD canon. If you don't know about the Chuck Testa internet meme, go look it up on youtube, and then you'll understand why I absolutely ( Read more... )

Title: The Coquet
Rating: NC-17 (PWP)
Pairings: Holmes/Watson
Summary: A fill for the prompt "Holmes/Watson, anything Victorian. Holmes roleplays a whore." Posted on shkinkmeme
Author's notes: God I am shameless :I. Ah well. Written in the ACD canon, although my Holmes reminds me of Jeremy Brett's portrayal.

( Tricks of the trade, my dear Watson. )

Title: If Ink Holds True
Rating: NC-17 
Pairings: Homes/Watson
Disclaimer: It's in the public domain (still not mine though, really.  So have a superfluous disclaimer)
Summary: A response to the shkinkmeme prompt: "Holmes secretly writes smutty fanfiction about Watson." 
Author Notes: Set in ACD's canon and my first attempt at a Sherlock Holmes fic.  My apologies ( Read more... )

Dear LJ ( Read more... )

I've been super busy with school bullshit, (including missing an important fucking test so way to go me.) Needless to say I'm stressed and just want to punch everyone in the dick. So I log on to Facebook for a few minutes, and I see this girl's status, (some pretentious emo wannabe teenager who I accepted as a friend because I met her through my ( Read more... )

 
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( There’s a sickening crack and blood isn’t flowing so much as it is gushing, and vaguely he realizes that the man’s teeth have landed several feet away. )

So I was supposed to go check out a car with my dad yesterday, and possibly purchase said car. Yeah, well, that didn't happen. This is like the fifth damn time I have been told we are going to look at this car and had it changed. Well, he promised we'll take it for a test drive "Monday, Tuesday or Wednesday." Mind you I'm paying for the heap of ( Read more... )

-Leave me a comment with "SRS BZNS - WHERE'S MY MARGARITA" in the subject line.
-I'll respond by asking you five questions so I can get to know you better.
-Update your journal with the answers to the questions.
-Include this explanation in the post and offer to ask other people questions.

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Finally got my damn scanner to work. This involved turning the overhead light on and holding a fucking lamp directly next to the scanner while holding the lid of the scanner up about an inch. It was complicated and I nearly dropped the lamp attempting to move the mouse and select the appropriate options at the same time as I held the fucking ( Read more... )