Have you ever wondered why foreign people hate America? Take a look at this excerpt:

The easier America makes it for talented foreigners to work and study there, the richer, more powerful, and more respected America will be. America’s ability to absorb the world’s talent is the crucial advantage no other culture can match-as long as America doesn’t ( Read more... )

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Props to the only team that is worth mentioning when mentioning college football. And a kudos to those of always #2, Michigan. Good luck next year?

I got a hair cut and I plan on surprising people with it. I enjoy it vecause it's kickass, but other than that I'm still awesome.
I'm too drunk to be operating machinery. I hope my car doesn't break down tomorrow. That would suck. I miss people...dammit. I need to brush my teeth.

finally i return to something and it tell me the accurate time in accordance to where i am. siberia was cool as all of russia was, but i'm glad to be home. check out my photobucket site to see them all. there's a link in my AIM profile, and i'm lazy. last night/this morning was fun. saw a certain someone and rolled. it was fantastic. the rest of ( Read more... )

In about 23 hours I'll be gone for two months, halfway across the world. Don't expect too many updates from me via LJ, I'll be using MySpace probably more often. I'll miss everyone and hope to see you all upon returning in August. Goddamn I'm unprepared.

I am starting this entry with "why are the needle-prick pains in my hand?" Weird. I'm really just bored is the only reason I have to update right now. I'm up to about a pack of cigarettes a day, my alcohol tolerance has increased significantly from a year ago, and I like it! I am still a lightweight, but fuck it, it happens. Tomorrow(today) through ( Read more... )

1. How many people have you had sex with in 2006?
Two.

2. Weed, coke, crack, meth, heroin, oxy, acid, x, k, peyote, mushrooms, opium, hash....out of these 13 drugs how many have you done?
Two.

3. Ever cheated on a GF/BF?
I don't have any to cheat on, but I would think I wouldn't if the sitatuion did occur.

4. Ever paid for sex?
Not monetarily, no.

5. ( Read more... )

What an eventful weekend. Skipped my last class of the quarter to do nothing on Friday. Saturday I did nothing, went to Hempfest, did nothing, went back to Hempfest, went to a graduation party and got drunk in Westerville, and then went to Steak and Shake prior to stumbling in home at 6:00am. Today I did nothing other than jam with Josh and Dan, ( Read more... )

Sitting in front of my computer on a fucking humid/hot day looking frantically for a person to accompany me to see Flogging Molly...for fucking free...and having no luck. You'd think people would enjoy my company enough to take a free ticket and go hang out at a show for a while. Meh, fuck it. I might end up flaking on the show if no one calls me ( Read more... )