IT'S MY BIRFDAY! I'M NOW A COMPLETE ADULT!

this can only lead to bad things...

I love it when I cover a 7-hour closing shift and some mother buys their kid hot chocolate when he only wanted water. of course this means 10 minutes later he'll vomit all over the place. then the parents will proceed to try to clean it up, unsuccessfully, but successfully spread it all over the floor.. and then they'll just leave. and leave it ( Read more... )

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