Oh no! Oh no! OH NO! OH YEAH!

JESUS CHRIST IT'S A LION GET IN THE CAR!

Hank: Good afternoon, gentlemen. This is Scorpio. I have the Doomsday Device. You have 72 hours to deliver the gold or you'll face the consequences. And to prove I'm not bluffing, watch this. [activates a remote] [an explosion occurs near the UN building ( Read more... )

Remember that car I mentioned that I saw driving into downtown four posts down? No? Go refresh yourself ( Read more... )

Watch me.

I will NOT be denied!

(Actually, I decided against sampling this today, deciding that it was better to live through the week. I doubt my resolve will hold, however...)

Today on the way into downtown, I saw a black cavalier. It had three stickers: Megadeth, Ozzy Osbourn, and Iron Maiden. The license plate read "DETH". I don't even know what to say about that. I think I would have been in awe of that car... When I was 12.

I found it, Skippy.

http://www.bakerssquarerestaurants.com/bsq_pies/pie_features.html

WHERE IS MY FUCKING TRUFFLE PIE, SIR. IT IS FEBRUARY. I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR TRUFFLE PIE FOR MONTHS. I'LL KILL YOU. I'LL KILL ALL OF YOU. ESPECIALLY THOSE OF YOU IN THE JURY.

http://www.drudgereport.com/boston.jpg

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Update: AWESOME!