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LJ Idol Week 4, in which we're Bard from social media
Why it's a good thing there was no social media in Shakespeare's day:
[Scene: Lord and Lady Montague's basement in Verona.]
Romeo:
[sitting in front of a computer when he notices Juliet's FB Messenger "available" status just lit up]
But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks?
Juliet's Entire Friendslist:CREEP ( Read more... ) -
LJ Idol Week 3, in which the Dork Side is strong
WHEREAS today is Star Wars movie release night and ( Read more... ) -
LJ Idol Week 2, in which we all know - or are - that one friend
It's been said that everybody's got that one friend.
It's also been said that if you look at your social circle, and you can't think of who that one friend is, there's a very good chance that one friend is you.
And if that one friend is you? Be fucking PROUD.
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LJI Week 1, in which Washington needs to grow some Pokeballs
Dear Mike Pence ( Read more... ) -
LJI Season 10 Sign-up
http://therealljidol.livejournal.com/945807.html
Peer pressure's a fuckin' bitch.
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LJ Idol Week 21, in which I'm tellin' all of y'all it's sabotage!
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN OF THE JURY. I wish to reveal the startling truths behind my fellow LJ Idol competitors and expose them all for the unsavory characters they are!
halfshellvenus - A thoroughly shady individual, lurking in the shadows of the LJ Idol alleys, dashing through the night and leaving cryptic comments as her calling card. Constructive feedback? Or ( Read more... ) -
LJ Idol Week 21, in which the friends of imaginary friends are no friends of mine
When I was a wee lass (read: teenage troublemaker), I lived in a yuppy suburban hellpit of a neighborhood. The natural fauna were pretty damn horrifying in their own right - if you've ever been to a Texas suburb and\or seen an episode of King of the Hill, you know what kind of humanoid creatures I'm talking about - vicious, feral, and not very ( Read more... ) -
LJ Idol Week 20, in which game night goes horribly wrong. Or right.
LJ IDOL CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY BOOSTER PACK
Featuring 10 black cards, 25 white cards, and - just like Idol itself - a surefire path to destruction and chaos.
Observe!
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LJ Idol Week 20, in which it's the end of the world. Almost. {Immanentize the eschaton}
For those of you who are already up in my business on a regular basis, you know what my day job is. For those of you who aren't: I am a professional wrangler of savage and ferocious wildlife. In other words, I teach high school. Now it just so happens this term, I've got a group of really awesome kids - bright, fun, great senses of humor. ( Read more... ) -
LJ Idol Week 19, in which we don't blame Canada, but Canada should blame US
Presenting the newest educational video game, scheduled to hit stores this November!
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